“From the upcoming meta-“memoir” “Based on a True Story,” to be published by Spiegel & Grau.”Norm McDonald was so great in SNL.
Sonofabitch, the drive was long. Why they built a hospital so damn far away from everybody, I couldn’t figure. It was way out in the middle of northern Ontario, where you have to pray your car doesn’t break down, and if it does you have to pray you freeze to death before the timberwolves find you. Well, the people who built it must have known what they were doing. After all, they owned a hospital, and I was just some guy in a car asking myself questions.
via The New Yorker